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Flash Mountain T-Shirt

Buy the new full-color Flash Mountain T-Shirt and support your favorite exhibitionist Web site!

Make a fashion statement that says, "I enjoy viewing breasts being accelerated upward."

The shirt features everyone's favorite characters from the famous Flash Mountain photos: the daring pair, The Constipated Guy, C. Everett Coop, and Big Red.

These pre-shrunk, 100% cotton, white T-shirts are specially manufactured to be easily pulled over one's head while riding amusement park rides.

T-shirts cost $15 each plus $5 shipping (priority mail, U.S.). Please inquire about international shipping.

Send cash, check, or money order to:

Make checks and money orders payable to "Flash Mountain." Any questions? Just ask.

Include your name, your shipping address, shirt size (L or XL), and an age statement swearing that you are over 18. (When's the last time you signed an age statement to buy a t-shirt?) You can print out this page and fill out the handy order form below. Please print legibly.

Bonus: The first person to send in a photo of them wearing the shirt on Splash Mountain at Disneyland or Disney World will get their money back and a second t-shirt for free!

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